Life in Obamaland
OBAMALAND??? – NOT IN MY AMERICA!!!
Zerojima Mosque at Ground Sero
1. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used thesame Bible.
2. Lincoln came from Illinois. Obama comes from Illinois.
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3. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the IllinoisLegislature.
4. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama hadvery little experience before becoming President.
5. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for hisinauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for hisinauguration.
6. Lincoln was a skinny lawyer. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
7. Lincoln was a Republican. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
8. Lincoln was in the United States military. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
9. Lincoln believed in everyone carrying their own weight. Obama is a skinnylawyer.
10. Lincoln did not waste taxpayers’ money on personal enjoyments. Obama isa skinny lawyer.
11. Lincoln was highly respected. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
12. Lincoln was born in the United States. Obama is a skinny lawyer.
13. Lincoln was honest, so honest he was called Honest Abe. Obama is askinny lawyer.
14. Lincoln saved the United States . Obama is a skinny lawyer
A Road Sign in Marshall, Texas
OBAMA ADDRESSING 6TH GRADERS
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I bought a new Ford F150 XLT and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn’t get the radio to work. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. ‘Nelson,’ the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, ‘Ricky or Willie?’
‘Willie!’ he continued and ‘On The Road Again’ came from the speakers.
Then he said, ‘Ray Charles!’, and in an instant ‘ Georgia on My Mind’, replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I’d say,’Beethoven,’ I’d get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
‘Beatles,’ I’d get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them.
I yelled, “YOU IDIOT!!! Immediately the radio responded with,
“Ladies and gentlemen, the president of the United States .
I love this truck……
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ANOTHER BLOWN PHOTO OP
LACK OF RESPECT FOR COUNTRY, TRADITIONS AND VALUES
Obama Bowing to his King
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Travel for Obama
I was at a Blockbusters renting videos, and as I was going along the wall, there was a video called “Obama”. There were two men next to me. We talked about Obama. These guys were Arabs and I asked them why they thought Michele Obama headed home following her visit in France instead of traveling on to Saudi Arabia and Turkey with her husband. They told me she couldn’t go to Saudi Arabia , Turkey or Iraq . I said “Laura Bush went to Saudi Arabia , Turkey and Dubai .”
They said that Obama is a Muslim, and by Muslim law he would not be allowed to bring his wife into countries that accept Sharia Law. I just thought it was interesting that two Arabs at Blockbusters accept the idea that we’re being led by a Muslim who follows the Islamic creed. They also said that’s the reason he bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia . It was a signal to the Muslim world. Just thought you would like to know.
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When I received this it made sense to me, but there were also a couple blank spots. Thus, I sent it to a friend who is a Middle Eastern Scholar and expert, Dr. Jim Murk. Here is his explanation that states a little clearer what the Arabs at Blockbuster were saying..
“An orthodox Muslim man would never take his wife on a politically oriented trip to any nation which practices shari’ah law, which includes Saudi Arabia . This is true and it is why Obama left Michelle in Europe or at home when he went to especially Arab countries. He knows Muslim protocol; this included his bowing to the Saudi king.. Obama is regarded as a Muslim in these countries simply because he was born to a Muslim father. Note that he has downplayed his Christianity–even spoke of his Muslim faith with George Stephanopoulus –by not publicly joining a Christian church in D.C., but simply attending the chapel or services at Camp David. He also played down the fact that the USA was a Christian country and said, unbelievably, that it was one of the largest Muslim nations in the world, which is nonsense. He has also publicly taken the part of the Palestinians in the conflict with Israel . Finally he ignored the National Day of Prayer.
He is bad newsl He is God’s judgment on America .” Jim Murk
Thus once again ACTIONS speak louder than words. Check out Obama’s. Do they appear treasonous to you or is it just millions of us who think so?
God help us!
Have you wondered why Barack Hussein Obama has insisted that the U.S. Attorney General hold the trials for the 911 Murdering Muslims Terrorists in Civilian Courts as Common Criminals instead of as Terrorists who attacked the United States of America?
Think about this: If the Muslim Terrorists are tried in Military Tribunals, convicted, and sentenced to DEATH by the Military Tribunal, BY LAW of the United States, Barack Hussein Obama, as President of the United States, would be required to SIGN their Death Warrants before they could be EXECUTED. He would not be required to sign the death warrants if sentenced to death by a Civilian Court. Think about the Muslim Jihadist, Major Hassan who slaughtered his fellow soldiers at Ft. Hood, Texas.. Major Hassan did not want to go to Afghanistan and be a part of anything that could lead to the deaths of fellow Muslims. He stated that Muslims could not and should not KILL FELLOW MUSLIMS.
Is the motive for Barack Hussein Obama’s decision to make sure he doesn’t have to sign the death warrants for the Muslim Terrorists? Why would he, as President of the United States, not want to sign the death warrants for Muslim Terrorists who attacked the United States and MURDERED over 3,000 innocent United States Citizens on 9/11? Could it be that he is FORBIDDEN BY HIS RELIGION to have anything to do with the execution of Muslims?
Think about that!!! Join me in opening our ears, eyes and minds to what THEIR President is doing. PLEASE pass this along to your friends if you agree that this sounds reasonable.
John W. King, Attorney at Law
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Making Nice with Iran
- Maybe His Accelerator is Stuck
Following Dr.s Orders, Are You?
Picture of Arrogance
Voting for Obamacare
Obamacare
Nancy Explains Health Care Bill
Guess Which the ACLU Considers a Threat to America?
A CONFEDERACY OF FOOLS Author unknown.
“The danger to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the presidency. It will be easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency than to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a man for their president.
The problem is much deeper and far more serious than Mr. Obama, who is a mere symptom of what ails us. Blaming the prince of the fools should not blind anyone to the vast confederacy of fools that made him their prince.
The republic can survive a Barack Obama, who is, after all, merely a fool. It is less likely to survive a multitude of fools such as those who made him their president.”
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I DUNNO NUTTIN
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While suturing up a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand had been caught in the gate while working his cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama, and his being our president. The old rancher said, “Well, ya know, Obama is just a Post Turtle.”Now not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked, What’s a “Post Turtle?”The old rancher said, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.” The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor’s face so he continued to explain. “You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he sure as heck ain’t goin’ anywhere, and you just wonder what kind of dumb a$s put him up there in the first place.”
Obama oogles 16 year old girl
Obama & the Circle Fly
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, “Y’all havin’ some problem with them circle flies?”
Obama stopped talking and said, “Well, yes, if that’s what they’re called, but I’ve never heard of circle flies.”
“Well, sir,” the cowboy replies, “Circle flies hang around ranches. They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”
“Oh,” Obama replies as he goes back to rambling.
But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, “Are you calling me a horse’s ass?”
“No, sir,” the cowboy replies, “I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse’s ass.”“That’s a good thing,” Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas
drawl says, “Hard to fool them flies, though.”
your auto industry, your banks, your health care, your taxes
and your personal choice.
Oh…and if you don’t like it, call someone who cares!*******************
Let me get this
straight……we’re trying to pass a health care plan written by a committee
whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a
Congress that hasn’t read it but exempts
themselves from it, to be signed by a
president that also hasn’t read it and who smokes, with funding
administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, all
to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a
country that’s broke.What the hell could possibly go wrong????
NO REASON TO WORRY
OBAMA IS ALERT AND IN TOTAL CONTROL
SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOUR DOCTORS ABOUT TOO MUCH DRINKING
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When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, “How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive?”
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, “You wanted to end our liberties but you failed.”
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, “This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!”
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, “It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence.”
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.
As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, “This is not what you promised me.”
The Angel replied, “I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said”…..”You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!”
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